Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: The Creature from the Black Lagoon
I was reading The Wide Window for the millionth time and paying closer attention to the little details than I did in the past. Anyways, I just realized that, assuming Ike and Josephine share a last name, his name would be “Ike Anwhistle.”
"I can whistle."
(( oHM Y GO D
I’VE BEEN INTO THESE FUGKIN BOOKS SINCE I WAS 7 HOW DID I NEVER GET THIS PUN
I’M S O A NGR Y ))
Two scientists walk into a bar:
"I’ll have an H2O."
"I’ll have an H2O, too."
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.
Robert Smith cosplay. #dragoncon #yes
The only thing funnier than a pun is the look of utter disappointment, hatred, and/or disbelief from the people around you
How do I uninstall anxiety